Tuesday, August 09, 2005

column

New column up at the Harlan Daily. It's about my best friend. There's a huge amaturish continuity error in it that I didn't catch until I read it again this morning. I'm a little embarassed about it. The firt person to pick it out wins a prize.



OK, I know when I say that it sounds like Bryan and I got married.

OK, I know when I say that, it sounds like Bryan and I got married.  


That's a punctuation error, not a continuity one. Thanks for pointing it out, though. Now I feel really worthless...

Do I know you by the way?  


No, but I know Bryan from high school and Radford. Your article was very sweet. Didn't mean to make you feel worthless!  


patrick, this is the chick that had a huge (obsessive) crush on me all through high school and college.

you should've seen how pathetic she was last saturday night at our high school reunion. she's all, "you need to stay the night here, sexy." and then i'm all, "i don't even like you! leave me alone!"

coincidentally, i had the same conversation with james that night.

ha!

james is gay.  


Oh no you di'int.

I was dating one of your friends in high school, I had no interest in you.

Oh and thank you for not pulling the "leave me alone" bit in front of everybody Saturday night...  


dude, thanks for that. and although this is the wrong venue to "gay it up", steph and i feel the same way about you, you know that.

you've always got a house in va, or wherever we are for that matter. and i'm looking forward to the day when you'll be living just down the street again, in va, in ky, or in vd.

oh! see what i did there?

we love you, bro. and i know there's no way we'll lose touch. i'm truly honored to have a patchwork column written about me and steph. thanks again.  


oh yeah, and i didn't find the error you mentioned. you're too hard on yourself.

hard on, ha!  


Oh crap. This is embarassing. The column was about a different Bryan and Stephanie. Wow... this is really awkward...  


my heart = crushed.  


to melissa:

raw, raw, raaawwww!

nobody understands you, she-bear!  


Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!  


what?  


a line from a simpson's episode. probably the funniest line of that show...ever.  


At some points you say "____ (person) that" and at other times you say "___ (person) who." You are supposed to always use who or whom when the word is modifying a person. Is that it?
Leave it to the librarian to discover that. :) Lisa  


"I was suddenly single and I was looking for someone else single to hang out with" should be "I was suddenly single and looking for someone else who was single to hang out with." I could do this all day. ;0  


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