I finally got around to downloading the new Dane Cook double disc album a couple of days ago. It took something like six hours on my craptastical 56k modem. I used the time to bake a soufle. And by "bake a soufle" I mean "look at porn." I listened to the whole thing last night - most of it while driving, which resulted in people at stop lights watching me laugh really hard in my car by myself. I think I liked his first album better, but just because of the phrase "punch a bee in the face" and another phrase that I won't mention because it's dirty. It's about something feeling like corn, though, just to give you a hint. Dirty.


That interview on the Jimmy Kimmel show is hilarious.  


I got a chance to hear a couple of Dane Cook's bits... I laughed 'til I hurt... and then I kept laughing! Of course, it was on my birthday, and I had already taken 7 shots of tequila prior to that. But I'm sure that doesn't have anything to do with it, right?  


After seven shots of tequila you should be in a coma, so I'm gonna say, no. The two things are unrelated.  


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