Thursday, August 25, 2005
random
Lots of things going on that I haven't been talking about because I'm a slacker. Let's play catch up.
-I'm extremely allergic to Big Red Gum. Like mouth swells up, throat closes, body breaks out in terrible hives allergic. Seriously. Or mabye I just had a cold. But I've been sick for the last three days and I blame Big Red.
-The Harland Daily Enterprise is moving my column to their Saturay Edition. I'm told this is a promotion as it's their most read edition. I'm not bragging. Oh... wait... wait... I am bragging.
-My karate teacher, Sara got a job with an airline. I'm extremely proud of her. It kind of sucks, though, because it means I'm not gonna see her as much. When I say kinda sucks I mean really sucks, because when I say karate teacher I mean girlfriend.
-Double S leaves for Virginia today to finally join BP. She passed all of her tests and now has her masters. Did you know P.Dirty has his masters? He does. In fishing. Specifically baiting. You know where I'm going with this, right? Do I really have to finish?
-Tuesday was F's birthday. He turned 24. He also has blonde hair now. Let that soak in for a minute.
-Over The Rhine plays at the Dame on Friday.
-My Ipod is still dead.
My iPod doesn't work if it doesn't have direct power from an outlet. I did find a place on iPod lounge where you can buy a replacement battery kit. Not sure if that is the same issue you have, but I'm so gonna order one. Without my iPod...I'm powerless.
No, I've got a damaged disc, I think. I'm gonna have to spring for a new one and a service plan this time.
iPod is a glorified fashion accessory - there are far better (and more importantly, cheaper) mp3-players available.
Meh. I love my ipod. The probelms I'm having with it are the same ones I'd have with any portable hard-drive and aren't specific to the ipod itself. And I usually listen to it at home or in my car, so it's not carrying it's weight as a fashion accesory.
Listen to you two! Apple has you eating out of their hands!
It's sad...so very, very sad.
What can we do to be as cool and free-thinking as you, Ian?
Well...for starters you should record all your CDs to cassette tapes and carry a walkman with you instead of an ipod.
That's right....it's old school!!!
Some other things you can do:
- Whenever the oppotunity presents itself, make fun of a Mexican or Filipino
- Understand that Batman is better than Superman
- Drink Guinness, it's good for you
- Never shy away from a challange that involves eating half a barrel of cheese balls
- Never buy 3 Ipods in a year and a half span
- Never-ever, no matter how hot you think she is, voluntarily purchase a Kelly Clarkson CD and/or pillowcase
oh no!! this has the potential to be a great response. my thighs are burning with anticipation. no wait, that's the fresh loaf of bread i just made. mmmm, banana.
You make it seem so attainable.
Dirty has banana bread between his legs. It must be Thursday.
Hear hear, Ian! I used to work for a Filipino. Let me emphasise that; I used to work for a Filipino.
Cheers
Oy!
I'd like to take a second and make the following disclaimer: patricklynndrury.blogspot.com and all it's staff love Mexicans and Filipinos. Any jokes about said ethnic groups made hereabouts are really jokes being made about BP and James. Any comments made here in the comment section do not necesarilly represent the views of Patricklynndrury.blogspot.com or Patrick Drury himself.
As you were.
WHAT AIRLINE WILL YOUR KARATE TEACHER BE WORKING FOR? WILL SHE BE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT?
She will be a flight attendant. I'll email you the airline just in case she'd rather the details not be posted here.
OK..I ONLY ASK BECAUSE I HAVE SEVERAL FRIENDS WHO ARE ATTENDANTS AND THOUGHT MAYBE IF IT WAS THE SAME I WOULD TELL THEM TO LOOK OUT FOR HER....WHICH IS LIKE SAYING OH YOUR LAST NAME IS SMITH...I KNOW SOMEONE WITH THAT LAST NAME!... BUT YOU NEVER KNOW...
That's it. I'm infecting this website with a virus.
It's already got a virus. It's called love.
And crabs.
that explains a lot.
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-I'm extremely allergic to Big Red Gum. Like mouth swells up, throat closes, body breaks out in terrible hives allergic. Seriously. Or mabye I just had a cold. But I've been sick for the last three days and I blame Big Red.
-The Harland Daily Enterprise is moving my column to their Saturay Edition. I'm told this is a promotion as it's their most read edition. I'm not bragging. Oh... wait... wait... I am bragging.
-My karate teacher, Sara got a job with an airline. I'm extremely proud of her. It kind of sucks, though, because it means I'm not gonna see her as much. When I say kinda sucks I mean really sucks, because when I say karate teacher I mean girlfriend.
-Double S leaves for Virginia today to finally join BP. She passed all of her tests and now has her masters. Did you know P.Dirty has his masters? He does. In fishing. Specifically baiting. You know where I'm going with this, right? Do I really have to finish?
-Tuesday was F's birthday. He turned 24. He also has blonde hair now. Let that soak in for a minute.
-Over The Rhine plays at the Dame on Friday.
-My Ipod is still dead.
My iPod doesn't work if it doesn't have direct power from an outlet. I did find a place on iPod lounge where you can buy a replacement battery kit. Not sure if that is the same issue you have, but I'm so gonna order one. Without my iPod...I'm powerless.
No, I've got a damaged disc, I think. I'm gonna have to spring for a new one and a service plan this time.
iPod is a glorified fashion accessory - there are far better (and more importantly, cheaper) mp3-players available.
Meh. I love my ipod. The probelms I'm having with it are the same ones I'd have with any portable hard-drive and aren't specific to the ipod itself. And I usually listen to it at home or in my car, so it's not carrying it's weight as a fashion accesory.
Listen to you two! Apple has you eating out of their hands!
It's sad...so very, very sad.
What can we do to be as cool and free-thinking as you, Ian?
Well...for starters you should record all your CDs to cassette tapes and carry a walkman with you instead of an ipod.
That's right....it's old school!!!
Some other things you can do:
- Whenever the oppotunity presents itself, make fun of a Mexican or Filipino
- Understand that Batman is better than Superman
- Drink Guinness, it's good for you
- Never shy away from a challange that involves eating half a barrel of cheese balls
- Never buy 3 Ipods in a year and a half span
- Never-ever, no matter how hot you think she is, voluntarily purchase a Kelly Clarkson CD and/or pillowcase
oh no!! this has the potential to be a great response. my thighs are burning with anticipation. no wait, that's the fresh loaf of bread i just made. mmmm, banana.
You make it seem so attainable.
Dirty has banana bread between his legs. It must be Thursday.
Hear hear, Ian! I used to work for a Filipino. Let me emphasise that; I used to work for a Filipino.
Cheers
Oy!
I'd like to take a second and make the following disclaimer: patricklynndrury.blogspot.com and all it's staff love Mexicans and Filipinos. Any jokes about said ethnic groups made hereabouts are really jokes being made about BP and James. Any comments made here in the comment section do not necesarilly represent the views of Patricklynndrury.blogspot.com or Patrick Drury himself.
As you were.
WHAT AIRLINE WILL YOUR KARATE TEACHER BE WORKING FOR? WILL SHE BE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT?
She will be a flight attendant. I'll email you the airline just in case she'd rather the details not be posted here.
OK..I ONLY ASK BECAUSE I HAVE SEVERAL FRIENDS WHO ARE ATTENDANTS AND THOUGHT MAYBE IF IT WAS THE SAME I WOULD TELL THEM TO LOOK OUT FOR HER....WHICH IS LIKE SAYING OH YOUR LAST NAME IS SMITH...I KNOW SOMEONE WITH THAT LAST NAME!... BUT YOU NEVER KNOW...
That's it. I'm infecting this website with a virus.
It's already got a virus. It's called love.
And crabs.
that explains a lot.
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