As a part of my continuing quest to suck every bit of nerd-marrow from the bones of the internet, I decided to take the "Which Scrubs Cast Member Are You?" Test. Here's it's highly unprobable answer:

You are...J.D.
A.K.A. "The Dork"

Hello? Yoo-hoo! Hi! Say, have you been tested for Attention Deficit Disorder? You've got your head in the clouds, my friend, but it helps make you a more interesting person. Your friends may think you're a bit of a dork, and you may make the wrong decisions on occasion, but you're a sweet, happy person who's on the right track in life. You may want to hire a bodyguard, though...you're the type to attract stalkers


I got JD as well. Deep down in my heart, I know I'm The Todd, and on the outside I'm Turk...cause I'm black. I want to be known as Black Whale. Write that down.  


The test is flawed. Everybody who takes it keeps telling me they got JD. I got JD and I'm clearly Ted, so what's that tell you? By the way, I'm going to kill myself.  


I GOT CARLA..I THINK THAT FITS ME PRETTY WELL NOT THAT ANYONE WHO READS THIS KNOWS ME, EXCEPT PATCH AND ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE HAVE SEEN EACH OTHER..  


I got Turk.  


You guys are effing with my theory.  


I can see why you got Ted. You do have a great voice. I mean...you came up with that James song at MWK on your own...bastard.

Ian...I always thought I was Turk and you were JD. Everyone thought we were one person. They'd say, "Hey...it's Turk N'Jd". I got that from a show in episode 3. I'm lame.  


i got the dead dog.  


Genius.  


Rowdy...no humping.  


I think he likes me. He probably smells my dead dog.  


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