Monday, August 29, 2005
vma's
Watched the VMA's last night over at Sara's with E and F. Let's review.
-What the hell was up with that R.Kelly thing? Seriously? That was the worst piece of crap I've ever seen. How did he ever learn those lyrics? "Rufus said..." "then Chuck said..." "Then Carol says..." And what exactly was the whole thing about? There was a guy with a gun and two dudes kissed. After it was over I performed my own "Hip-Hopera" about events that had happened earlier. Specifically E walking into Sara's bathroom and commenting on her poor taste in toothpaste. Then I pulled out a gun and F and I kissed. Okay... not really. But I think he wanted to. Anyway, my point is, R.Kelly is a tool.
-Johnny Knoxville and Kelly Clarkson were the only two people to appear on the screen throughout the whole thing that I didn't want to set on fire. Knoxville because he's cool and Clarkson because of that ass. Although, she really butchered her song there at the end. And she's too short and squat to walk around barefoot on stage.
-I miss Bevis and Butthead. In college I used to make out with my girlfriend with Bevis and Butthead on in the background. I would watch it over her shoulder and laugh into her mouth every so often. She would get pissed. Then I'd call her a turdknocker and laugh and laugh.
-Dane Cook, who I usually love, really bombed. Hard.
-What the hell was Eric Roberts talking about? Was he even supposed to be up there? I think he just snuck in with his own Mic. I bet later that night he got salsa all over his white suit when he and his friends ate at Chilli's because nobody wants Eric Roberts at their VMA after-party. He actually wanted to come over to Sara's house but we were all like, "Ah, sorry dude, everybody's gotta get up really early. We're probably just gonna call it a night..."
I miss Beavis and Butthead too.
I heard them on the TV the other day and got excited because I thought maybe MTV was bringing them back but it was just a VMA commercial.
*sigh*
It was definitely time for them to go when they initially went off the air. They had become really overexposed. But I think enough time has passed. Last night hearing Butthead talk in his soothing dulcet tones was like seeing an old friend who'd just gotten back from rehab after a model-glue sniffing binge.
Dude, it was a joke!
ok, then. we're cool. can i come over tonight to hang?
ok, then. we're cool. can i come over tonight to hang?
Dude, you know I would totally love that but... uh... I'm having my house sprayed for mill worms. I'm not allowed to have guest over for like the next six weeks. Sorry man... really...
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-What the hell was up with that R.Kelly thing? Seriously? That was the worst piece of crap I've ever seen. How did he ever learn those lyrics? "Rufus said..." "then Chuck said..." "Then Carol says..." And what exactly was the whole thing about? There was a guy with a gun and two dudes kissed. After it was over I performed my own "Hip-Hopera" about events that had happened earlier. Specifically E walking into Sara's bathroom and commenting on her poor taste in toothpaste. Then I pulled out a gun and F and I kissed. Okay... not really. But I think he wanted to. Anyway, my point is, R.Kelly is a tool. -Johnny Knoxville and Kelly Clarkson were the only two people to appear on the screen throughout the whole thing that I didn't want to set on fire. Knoxville because he's cool and Clarkson because of that ass. Although, she really butchered her song there at the end. And she's too short and squat to walk around barefoot on stage.
-I miss Bevis and Butthead. In college I used to make out with my girlfriend with Bevis and Butthead on in the background. I would watch it over her shoulder and laugh into her mouth every so often. She would get pissed. Then I'd call her a turdknocker and laugh and laugh.-Dane Cook, who I usually love, really bombed. Hard.
-What the hell was Eric Roberts talking about? Was he even supposed to be up there? I think he just snuck in with his own Mic. I bet later that night he got salsa all over his white suit when he and his friends ate at Chilli's because nobody wants Eric Roberts at their VMA after-party. He actually wanted to come over to Sara's house but we were all like, "Ah, sorry dude, everybody's gotta get up really early. We're probably just gonna call it a night..."
I miss Beavis and Butthead too.
I heard them on the TV the other day and got excited because I thought maybe MTV was bringing them back but it was just a VMA commercial.
*sigh*
It was definitely time for them to go when they initially went off the air. They had become really overexposed. But I think enough time has passed. Last night hearing Butthead talk in his soothing dulcet tones was like seeing an old friend who'd just gotten back from rehab after a model-glue sniffing binge.
Dude, it was a joke!
ok, then. we're cool. can i come over tonight to hang?
ok, then. we're cool. can i come over tonight to hang?
Dude, you know I would totally love that but... uh... I'm having my house sprayed for mill worms. I'm not allowed to have guest over for like the next six weeks. Sorry man... really...
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