Tuesday, September 06, 2005

column

New column up at the Harlan Daily. It's about the Dukes of Hazard movie.



"I love little chubby kids and I love low-rise jeans. But low-rise jeans on chubby kids? Not so good."

Classic!  


although i will still see the movie, my opinion is now heavily tainted by your column.

ha! taint.  


Hey, I forgot to tell you on the phone yesterday that I had my taint removed. It was that or liposuction. One way or the other I needed to drop twenty pounds. A taintectomy seemed less drastic. Plus, I got to keep it. It's on my mantle!  


original color or bleached?  


Bleached then dipped in green food coloring. I'm gonna decorate with it at Christmas.  


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