New column up at the Harlan Daily. It's about damaged relationships and the sin of ommision on my part.


two words...

joooooo..

taaaaaa.......!!!!

best night of my life.  


Isn't it nice how other people's problems not only provide fodder for my column but also a nice night on the town?  


he's left us with so much.

too bad none of it is really worth anything, except good story-telling and a sense of security knowing that we will never attempt a backflip on a busy downtown street.  


I consdier Jota's life a cautionary tale.  


Chaz already wrote Chapter 1 - we should finish it, and use your idea for the title...

"Jota: Comin' in Hot! - A Cautionary Tale"  


We will be rich.  


yeah, 'til he sues us for slander and the rights to his own stories. we'll have to fictionalize it somehow.

let's translate all jota stories to dirty stories. so, wherever there would be a drunken hook-up with a 250 lb former stripper, we'll replace it with a story of dirty freakin' some random chick on the dance flo'.  


I like that idea because there's a certain innocence to Dirty freakin' some random on the dance floor that's missing from the Jota/former stripper story. I like innocence.  


yeah, if by "innocence" you mean "blatant groping and inappropriate thrusting of the pelvis."  


Isn't that what everyone means?  


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