Thursday, September 29, 2005
gas saving tips
AOL addresses myths about improving gas mileage. Thanks AOL. You're swell. Say, while you're addressing myths, is it true that there's some tribe in Africa that uses AOL start-up disc as currency?
uhm... hello?
mexicans are the pioneers of gasoline conservation.
carpool, people! i don't care if you have to squeeze 4 uncles, 3 aunts, and 23 cousins in the El Camino, if you're dedicated, you'll find a way to do it.
rolling down windows to save some pennies? you white people are such amateurs.
Get him!
i heard it on the today show, and katie couric has never steered me wrong!
she said that if it's a late-model car, and you're going highway speeds, then to have the windows rolled up with the AC on uses less gas than if you have them rolled down, which causes drag.
so suck it!
"drag"
ha!
On a side note, I think Hollywood has finally done it. They've finally got their heads out of their respective asses and created the greatest movie of all time.
I haven't seen it or anything, but the sheer assomeness of Ryan Reynolds, Luis Guzman and Andy Milonakis must explode on-screen like an eight-ball in a wood-burning stove, which consequently, makes it the must-see movie of October.
i can't wait!!!
You might want to tell everyone what movie you're talking about.
Also, it features Dane Cook, which can't go wrong. And I think that girl from the Scary Movie movies is in it and I think she's really cute.
You should come to Lexington to see it.
will do.
yeah, the movie is "waiting", sorry for the omission.
and i thought your gay-love for dane cook had simmered down after some appearance in which he wasn't funny at all?
It simmered down after his unfortunate VMA appearance and the general "not-as-funnyness" of his latest CD, but I still think he's funny. No, wait. I think he's "faboo." I'm saying "fabbo" now.
Is it "faboo" or "fabbo"? I vote for "faboo".
Faboo is funnier. And scarier if you really emphasize the "boo" part.
I vote faboo.
That movie "Waiting" does look funny. I like the part when they sing happy birthday to the kid and he starts crying.
Back to the Katie Couric/gasoline fiasco. I watched the Today a long time ago, and she said that bp should jump off a bridge. I think since she hasn't steered you to the wrong path, you should heed her advice and get jumpin'.
geronimoooooooo!
guys, i landed. and i'm ok. wow, actually, i feel great! that katie couric is a genius! any other suggestions, my queen?
this question of A/C on windows up or A/C off windows down has a simple solution. and its been hiding in NASCAR all along. passenger window up driver window down. FU Shotgun!
oh, and no A/C.
BP, I'm glad you landed okay. I was watching Katie this morning and she said your next mission was a scavenger hunt. She wants you to collect the following items:
-Dusty Bohner's phone number
-A horse testicle
-The real name of the black family that gave James up for Mr. and Mrs. S to adopt
-The horse's other testicle
-Proof that Ms. Um exist
-Ian's shelelegh
Get to it.
Dirty, funny coincedence, I tried to create an adult sexual aid called the FU Shotgun. It's still in the demo stage and seems to hurt anyone who uses it pretty badly. Oh well, to make an omelet sometimes you have to break a few eggs. And testicles.
SCIENCE!
-(859) 608-7671
-Done...
-according to the records i've uncovered, james' birthparents were M Jackson and D Rowe. Apparently, they were forced to give him up for adotion when little jaime's father almost dropped him from hotel window somewhere in Germany.
-...and done!
-Dimpow!!!
-Dude, people worldwide have been searching for this with no luck. It's been suggested that it's an old folk legend. According to the common lore, some prehistoric monster in Scotland swallowed Ian's shelelegh in a menage-a-trois gone terriby wrong, with Sasquatch as the 3rd wheel. So, we have to locate Ian's love-monster if we're going to encounter Ian's lost shelelegh. I suggest you, sir, lead the expedition.
You completed that a lot faster than I thought you would. And since you did, I must show that I am a man of honor and accept your challenge. Look out prehistoric love monster, here I come.
That's exactly what Ian said right before he got his shelelegh bitten off.
Is there a way to represent a rim-shot with typing?
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uhm... hello?
mexicans are the pioneers of gasoline conservation.
carpool, people! i don't care if you have to squeeze 4 uncles, 3 aunts, and 23 cousins in the El Camino, if you're dedicated, you'll find a way to do it.
rolling down windows to save some pennies? you white people are such amateurs.
Get him!
i heard it on the today show, and katie couric has never steered me wrong!
she said that if it's a late-model car, and you're going highway speeds, then to have the windows rolled up with the AC on uses less gas than if you have them rolled down, which causes drag.
so suck it!
"drag"
ha!
On a side note, I think Hollywood has finally done it. They've finally got their heads out of their respective asses and created the greatest movie of all time.
I haven't seen it or anything, but the sheer assomeness of Ryan Reynolds, Luis Guzman and Andy Milonakis must explode on-screen like an eight-ball in a wood-burning stove, which consequently, makes it the must-see movie of October.
i can't wait!!!
You might want to tell everyone what movie you're talking about.
Also, it features Dane Cook, which can't go wrong. And I think that girl from the Scary Movie movies is in it and I think she's really cute.
You should come to Lexington to see it.
will do.
yeah, the movie is "waiting", sorry for the omission.
and i thought your gay-love for dane cook had simmered down after some appearance in which he wasn't funny at all?
It simmered down after his unfortunate VMA appearance and the general "not-as-funnyness" of his latest CD, but I still think he's funny. No, wait. I think he's "faboo." I'm saying "fabbo" now.
Is it "faboo" or "fabbo"? I vote for "faboo".
Faboo is funnier. And scarier if you really emphasize the "boo" part.
I vote faboo.
That movie "Waiting" does look funny. I like the part when they sing happy birthday to the kid and he starts crying.
Back to the Katie Couric/gasoline fiasco. I watched the Today a long time ago, and she said that bp should jump off a bridge. I think since she hasn't steered you to the wrong path, you should heed her advice and get jumpin'.
geronimoooooooo!
guys, i landed. and i'm ok. wow, actually, i feel great! that katie couric is a genius! any other suggestions, my queen?
this question of A/C on windows up or A/C off windows down has a simple solution. and its been hiding in NASCAR all along. passenger window up driver window down. FU Shotgun!
oh, and no A/C.
BP, I'm glad you landed okay. I was watching Katie this morning and she said your next mission was a scavenger hunt. She wants you to collect the following items:
-Dusty Bohner's phone number
-A horse testicle
-The real name of the black family that gave James up for Mr. and Mrs. S to adopt
-The horse's other testicle
-Proof that Ms. Um exist
-Ian's shelelegh
Get to it.
Dirty, funny coincedence, I tried to create an adult sexual aid called the FU Shotgun. It's still in the demo stage and seems to hurt anyone who uses it pretty badly. Oh well, to make an omelet sometimes you have to break a few eggs. And testicles.
SCIENCE!
-(859) 608-7671
-Done...
-according to the records i've uncovered, james' birthparents were M Jackson and D Rowe. Apparently, they were forced to give him up for adotion when little jaime's father almost dropped him from hotel window somewhere in Germany.
-...and done!
-Dimpow!!!
-Dude, people worldwide have been searching for this with no luck. It's been suggested that it's an old folk legend. According to the common lore, some prehistoric monster in Scotland swallowed Ian's shelelegh in a menage-a-trois gone terriby wrong, with Sasquatch as the 3rd wheel. So, we have to locate Ian's love-monster if we're going to encounter Ian's lost shelelegh. I suggest you, sir, lead the expedition.
You completed that a lot faster than I thought you would. And since you did, I must show that I am a man of honor and accept your challenge. Look out prehistoric love monster, here I come.
That's exactly what Ian said right before he got his shelelegh bitten off.
Is there a way to represent a rim-shot with typing?
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