Sara told me a few days ago that Okkervil River was releasing a new ep. I didn't believe her. It wasn't personal, it's just that she lies a lot. A lot. Anyway, turns out she was right. Black Sheep Boy Appendix gets released on November 22nd. This makes me wonder what else she might have been telling the truth about. I bet she really does have a wooden leg.


SWEEEET!!!  


Don't get all excited. I don't know for sure that it's wooden.  


We should find someone who does have a wooden leg and bring them to Men's Weekend.

Wouldn't it be fun to be able to say "Pull your pant leg up, let's see what this red hot poker does to your wooden leg!"?

I think you know the answer to that question...

Yes. Yes it would.  


I bet it would explode in an blast of molten hot, fiery beer.

But then again, that's what I think happens to everything when you get it hot.  


That's what happens to me when I get hot.  


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