Here's a fuzzy pornophone picture of Ian trying to eat an entire jar of cheese puffs.

Tell us what you like about Ian. If you don't know him, make something up.


This post has been up for an hour and a half and nobody's posted anythying. Nobody likes Ian.  


i like the underlying chance that he might be gay. not because it turns me on, but because when he finally comes out, we can all be like "i knew it!" and laugh for like a minute. then we would all think about the times that we had before where it was just a funny joke then wonder if he meant anything by his homo tendencies.  


Don't listen to anything my right testicle says, he's just jealous because he's not as important as my left testicle.  


It does seem the topic of "Why I like Ian" isn't a very popular one. If things don't pickup soon we could always start making fun of bp.

People love to make fun of bp.  


Does it hurt when your right testicle types? I would think that would hurt. Banging on the keys and everything.  


Ahhh, Ian...

where to start?

- Rolling Rock chugger
- hippie girl stalker
- lover of many a cheesey poof

...these are just a few of ian's accomplishments.  


Aaaawwww...  


Screw you both!  


Patrick's blog is changing the world!!!!

Not only has it become the choice means of communication for weirdos and their girlfriends and for me and an incredibly limber typing tree, but now ian's gonads are also joining in on the fun.

I propose that Patrick's blog serve as the forum for the next presidential debate. Anyone second that? Anyone?  


Great idea, ass hat.  


wait on here a second, i'll be doing the screwin' 'round here. don't make me have to seperate youz testies. i ain't playin'.  


that's nasty  


That is nasty. But the part about "seperating" them was genius.  


what the hell has happened?  


I really feel like this has gotten out of hand. All I wanted to do was make Ian feel good about himself and now people are anthropomorphising his genitals. It's just not right.  


"I really feel like this has gotten out of hand."

Ha!  


pussies.  


I was wondering when you'd show up.  


hey big guy, before i forget and to completely end this topic, go to dane cooks web site danecook.com and go to videos and on the left side scroll down to bathrooms, it's HILARIOUS!!  


I'll have to do it at Sara's my computer's too slow for videos.

Are you working tonight? Or this weekend?  


yes and yes. saturday i'm going to keenland in the morning to drink then come home and sleep and go to work.  


yes and yes. saturday i'm going to keenland in the morning to drink then come home and sleep and go to work.  


You suck.  


somebody has to bring home the bacon  


The kids miss you... I miss you...  


Ian was the best roommate I ever had... funny, polite and clean. Oh, and he didn't have that weird odor coming from his room like bp did.  


hello? that odor was not weird. it was raw, in-your-face, intense sexuality.

plus, you only liked ian 'cause he was never there, and when he was, he was asleep 'cause he worked nights.

i liked ian 'cause he was a good cuddler. always so gentle, you know. made you feel safe.  


Who knew that raw, in-your-face, intense sexuality smelled like Doritos and feet?  


I'm still a good cuddler, I'll show you next weekend.  


happy birthday to me!!!

ha! suck it, melissa!  


bp, don't make me break out my kali stick...it's custom made to kick your ass.  


melissa with a kali stick is about as frightening as a gay rainbow.

they kinda look alike too, if melissa's kali stick was roy g. biv 'ified.  


I appreciate the fact that Ian hasn't posted today cause he is off on this holiday and gayin' it up with his brother. I just got off the phone with him, and he and his brother are playing "Brothers in Arms" on the Xbox. He said, "We really are brother's in arms!" Gay.  


wow.

i...

i have no way to respond to the insane homosexuality oozing out of that post.

i must go now.  


Good Lord, who gets' Columbus day off?  


pirates and conquistadors  


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