Monday, October 10, 2005
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This essay on The Price Is Right is the funniest thing I've read today. I laughed out loud at the title. And then laughed more at the stuff after the title. And then cried a little because in a way, we're all a half-retarded lady trying to win at Plinko.
hilarious.
inspired by the rage, i will now refer to all that piss me off as "cretins."
Likewise, I'm going to start calling everyone a "stupid whore" and telling them they "can't play Plinko for shit" even though, in most cases, the people I'm yelling at won't actually be playing Plinko at all. It's a metaphor, see.
I'm feelin' the word "imbecile". I have been calling people dirty whores as of late, but I guess when I think about it, they are pretty stupid. I think I'll make the switch. Another game that I think can't stand is when they have to figure out if the price of the merchandise is higher or lower. Hmmm rocket scientist. The pack of gum is listed as $4.99. Then they look out into the audience for help. I hate that. Another thing I hate is when two people are bidding and trap someone in the middle. I bid 999. I bid 998! I bid 1000! Then you have the douchebag that bids $1. I do like the punch out game where the contestant can turn in their winnings to see what is in the next hole, especially when they are left with nothing! I am a mean spiteful person.
i hate the cretins that jump up in the crowd when they announce a name, just so the camera will focus on them, but they're not really the person whose name was called. they're just idiots who wanna be on tv.
anyone follow that?
Everybody has a lot of pent up anger over The Price Is Right. I wonder what that's all about?
I just talked to Ian on the phone and he said merchandise is more expensive in California. IMBECILE!!!
I feel bad for the person that is part of the first 4 that get called up, and never gets to play a game. They need to go back to bidding school.
Ian is like the kid who thinks he's really smart, but he's not. And his imagined smartness alienates him from everyone else, so he just tries his best to rain on everybody's parade because it's the only way he can get any attention without soiling himself on an elevator.
wow.
ian appreciation week must be over.
Nothing last forever.
Maybe you'll like this article since you liked that one.
http://www.rotten.com/library/conspiracy/Press_Your_Luck/
-Erin (James' friend)
impostor. we all know james has no friends, or balls.
I really am James' friend. And it sounds like I'll be seeing you aquamanbp, your wife and Melissa this weekend at the Chapmans.
you lost me.
i know none of those people. and frankly, they all sound like jerks. where'd they graduate from? radford?
ha!
I'm friends with James. He is a great guy.
As for your Press Your Luck article, good find!
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hilarious.
inspired by the rage, i will now refer to all that piss me off as "cretins."
Likewise, I'm going to start calling everyone a "stupid whore" and telling them they "can't play Plinko for shit" even though, in most cases, the people I'm yelling at won't actually be playing Plinko at all. It's a metaphor, see.
I'm feelin' the word "imbecile". I have been calling people dirty whores as of late, but I guess when I think about it, they are pretty stupid. I think I'll make the switch. Another game that I think can't stand is when they have to figure out if the price of the merchandise is higher or lower. Hmmm rocket scientist. The pack of gum is listed as $4.99. Then they look out into the audience for help. I hate that. Another thing I hate is when two people are bidding and trap someone in the middle. I bid 999. I bid 998! I bid 1000! Then you have the douchebag that bids $1. I do like the punch out game where the contestant can turn in their winnings to see what is in the next hole, especially when they are left with nothing! I am a mean spiteful person.
i hate the cretins that jump up in the crowd when they announce a name, just so the camera will focus on them, but they're not really the person whose name was called. they're just idiots who wanna be on tv.
anyone follow that?
Everybody has a lot of pent up anger over The Price Is Right. I wonder what that's all about?
I just talked to Ian on the phone and he said merchandise is more expensive in California. IMBECILE!!!
I feel bad for the person that is part of the first 4 that get called up, and never gets to play a game. They need to go back to bidding school.
Ian is like the kid who thinks he's really smart, but he's not. And his imagined smartness alienates him from everyone else, so he just tries his best to rain on everybody's parade because it's the only way he can get any attention without soiling himself on an elevator.
wow.
ian appreciation week must be over.
Nothing last forever.
Maybe you'll like this article since you liked that one.
http://www.rotten.com/library/conspiracy/Press_Your_Luck/
-Erin (James' friend)
impostor. we all know james has no friends, or balls.
I really am James' friend. And it sounds like I'll be seeing you aquamanbp, your wife and Melissa this weekend at the Chapmans.
you lost me.
i know none of those people. and frankly, they all sound like jerks. where'd they graduate from? radford?
ha!
I'm friends with James. He is a great guy.
As for your Press Your Luck article, good find!
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