Last night I got home from the grocery just in time to see my neighborhood flooded with cops. Apparently I just missed an older lady a couple of houses down getting thrown through her screen door by an abusive boyfriend. She was sent to the hospital but is doing okay I'm told. The bastard that threw her through the door was taken to jail, but will probably be out in less than 24 hours because his son is wealthy and always pays his bail, apparently. My hope is that he was at least in jail long enough last night to be sexually abused by his fellow inmates. That's not very charitable, but neither is throwing a senior citizen through a door.


My dear friend Ian would sexually violate that guy if he were there. And he'd do it with a smile on his face. That's just the kind of guy he is.

Just trying to keep up the theme of Ian Appreciation Week.  


I like that Ian only uses his peversion for good and never evil.  


yes, that is true. but were he to ever change his mind, who are we to judge? ian is God.  


Don't get me wrong, I'm not questioning his wisdom. I'm just saying what I like about Ian.

Well, actually, that would take too long because I like everything about Ian.  


There was a time when I considered using my perversion for evil... it would have been so easy.

But, I realized that for one reason or another I was chosen to reaceive this gift and I should use to help my fellow man. The rest is history.  


Your like Spider-Man. Except instead of believing that with great power comes responsibillity, you believe with great peversion comes responsibillity. You're an inspiration to perverts everywhere. If you don't believe me, ask P.Dirty.  


ian is great in his humility.  


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