As I was driving into work this morning I almost cheered as I noticed gas was priced at $2.44 on the outskirts of Versailles. So imagine how much more overjoyed I was to notice it going for $2.39 a little closer to town. It's a sad day when paying $2.39 a gallon makes me happy. But it was a sad day anyway because Captain Kangaroo died today. Just kidding. I'm pretty sure he's aleady dead. I just wanted to play with your emotions. Also, your mother sometimes wonders what her life would be like if you'd never been born and she'd gotten on that bus with Whitesnake the way she always wanted to.


Well, my mom found out... well, not the never been born part... although I was a result of getting on the Whitesnake bus. Too bad I don't know which one is my real father. :(  


$2.29 in DC, baby!!!  


$2.31 @ todds road stations  


If your father's not the lead singer than it really doesn't matter.  


How is gas cheaper in DC than in Kentucky? DAMNIT!  


well, technically it's not DC, it's in the 'burbs. but when you're as far away as Lexington, Kentucky is from northern VA, it's all relative.

Can I get a what, what?  


I will be getting my gas on Todds rd today.  


What what.  


It might be cheaper in DC area because they get their oil from overseas while Kentucky being more inland would usually get their gas from Texas and the Louisiana area and with Katrina and what not it becomes a bit more expensive right now.  


What what?  


hoody hoo! it's $2.29 this morning. so beat it DC suburbs.

ps. this new blog verification sucks. i hate reading, but now im starting to hate typing.  


I knew I was smart to wait til this morning.

Sorry you hate the verification thing. I hated reading comments about how somebody liked my blog and thought maybe I should visit their blog about erectile dysfunction. I read enough about that sort of thing in my diary.  


when you get a post like that, let it through and we will go to their blog and give some super sweet comments.

and just a side note, erectile dysfunction is no laughing matter. and with your experience you should feel obligated to help others. you are a minister and all.

finally: i don't like the verification because i don't know any of these words that they put up. and i have to look down at the keyboard to find the letters. it makes me feel uneducated.  


in addition:
scott, i didn't know glamour shots was still open.  


in addition:
scott, i didn't know glamour shots was still open.  


in addition:
scott, i didn't know glamour shots was still open.  


sorry, that was excessive.  


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!

Sorry Scott. You gotta admit that was pretty good.  


Erectile dysfunction is no laughing matter. That's what I tell girls all the time when they start laughing at mine.

I wish I could do a rimshot on the internet.

Anyway, sorry about the verification making you feel uneducated, but if I got rid of everything on this blog that made you feel undeduated all that would be left is BP.

I'm on fire!  


can you spell fire?

cause you sure as hell can't spell "uneducated."

zinger!  


You're just jealous you can't look this good, p.dirty.  


Yeah, it wasn't a typo or anything. I really think uneducated is spelled unedudated.

Idiot.  


I think you're on to something, Scott.  


i thought typos were open for public humiliation. No? really? ok.  


Not mine. Anybody else's, yeah.  


10-4

p.s. znoaxaq  


for those of you who don't speak underwater spanish, 'znoaxaq' means 'i love levitra.'

gigity gigity!  


Why P.Dirty is a genius:

1. He points out BP's erectile dysfunction.

2. "Underwater Spanish."

3. "Giggity giggity."  


i conquer...

p.s. gdukzih  


you have put me to the test aquaman! but for those who don't know what 'gdukzih' means... "how do i get the sand out of my vagina?" to answer, kool-aid and moist toilette of course.

P.S. - Fuck Yeah Thirsty Thursdays!  


I don't like the sound of that...  


dirty is my new messiah. he's got all the answers.  


Surely this man was king of the Jewbacas.  


aaahahahaaha!  


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