Pirates attacked a cruise ship off the coast of Somalia! Pirates, you mother scratchers! Here's a picture:

Look how laid back they are! Especially the one kickin' back with his arms over the side. Man, riding around in a boat shooting bazookas at cruise ships sounds like just about the funnest thing ever. Sigh... It's a pirates life for me...


i thought you were a butt pirate.  


I knew somebody was going to make a butt pirate joke.

Did I know it was going to be you?

Yes. Yes, I did. You and your wishful thinking...  


i feel like i was suckered into that comment.

it was too easy, like you set up the whole thing.

you are diabolical in your schemes.  


You're nothing but a pawn on my chess board.  


Arrr... it's driving me nuts.  


Ha!

In case you didn't know, that's the punchline to a pirate joke. A pirate walks into a bar with a captain's wheel down the front of his pants. When the bartender ask him what it's all about, he says, "Aarggh, it's driving me nuts."  


That's a punchline to a joke!? Holy Crap!  


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