Tuesday, November 29, 2005
future prison time for me
As a result of a devoted son's shenanigans this past weekend, I now fear that I will most likely be facing some jail time in the future, as my mother will undoubtedly want me to spread her ashes upon the center star at Texas Stadium.
I will, of course, do it, 'cause nobody's a better son than me. But, when I do it, I will have to out-do what the Philly fan's son did to make it more memorable.
Any suggestions?
-Aquaman
Sorry buddy, you can't out do a Philly fan.
UNLESS.....instead of spreading your mom's ashes on the center star you take a dump on it. That would rule!
I'll take a dump on the star. Hell...you wouldn't have to pay me.
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I will, of course, do it, 'cause nobody's a better son than me. But, when I do it, I will have to out-do what the Philly fan's son did to make it more memorable.
Any suggestions?
-Aquaman
Sorry buddy, you can't out do a Philly fan.
UNLESS.....instead of spreading your mom's ashes on the center star you take a dump on it. That would rule!
I'll take a dump on the star. Hell...you wouldn't have to pay me.
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