New column up at the Harlan Daily. It's about letters from Santa. It worked better in theory than in actual practice I think. On a side note, my contact at the Harlan Daily informed me that one of my columns has won an award from the Kentucky Press Association. So that was really nice to hear. I'll post more info when I have it.


CONGRATS PATCH! I ALWAYS ENJOY YOUR ARTICLES.  


Thanks Jesse!  


Congrats, Patrick!! That doesn't surprise me one bit.  


Thanks Stephanie!  


E just informed me that it's accurate to now refer to myself as, "Award-winning columnist, Patrick Drury."

Don't think I won't.  


Is this "major award" a lamp that looks like a lady's leg? God I hope so. Don't dissapoint me.  


I don't think I said it was a "major" award, but I'm hoping for a lamp that looks like any part of a lady.  


I'm just messin' with ya. With the Xmas season upon us and TNT showing "A Christmas Story" 24 hours a day, I had to use the "major award" line.

Congrats buddy.  


Thanks James! I thought you thought you were quoting me. Now I see that I'm a fool.  


When I get my award from the Kentucky Press Association, I'm going to put it up next to my awards from the Kentucky Sensual Lovers Association award and my Smartest Man In The World Association award. Then think how silly your Virginia Association For Small Penises plaque will look in comparison to my many accolades.  


It's not a plaque, but a trophy. A very, very small trophy.  


aaaahhhhh! the iPod night will forever haunt me.

but really, i'm pretty sure (as sure as a drunken idiot can be) that it was jc samsonite that kicked it out of the car. he was sitting in the passenger's seat. at any rate, direct all your hatred toward him.  


No...it wasn't me. I'm pretty sure your huge ass or your dreadlocked leg hair knocked it out of the car.

I have a great pic of bp getting an award from UK. Kentucky Gay Humanitarian of the Year. I'll send it your way.  


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