If you've called me at any point in the last couple of months then you know my phone has been acting weird. The flip shorted out or something, so that any time I answered my phone, it would automatically hang up on whoever called me. It was a huge pain in the ass. Well, no more. This weekend, Sara gave me an early Christmas present. This:



It's Motorola's new Razr phone and it's really, really cool. It's tiny, cool looking and has a camera, a videorecorder, and bluetooth. Not only did this solve my phone problem but it also created just one more way in which I am cooler than you. Sorry. It had to be said. It also has to be said that Sara is the best girlfriend in the world.


you are a douche. she gives you a Razr and all you're giving her is the clap! oh shoot, did i ruin the supprise.  


That is an awesome phone. I've admired it since it came out... hoping the price would drop on it quickly so it would be in my price range... but alas. Kudos on the new phone!  


You're breath stinks! It's making me sick!  


All your jealousy makes me stronger.

Scott - A lot of places are running great deals on Razrs right now, so you may wanna look around.

And thanks a lot, Dirty. Now I have to get her something else. Maybe siphilus?  


My jealousy runs deep. Now my once "super cool phone" just looks silly. Kind of like a phone from the land of misfit toys, if they had had cell phones then.  


Don't feel bad. A lot of people are jealous of me and most of it has nothing to do with the new phone.  


The moment I bought the phone... it ceased to be "super cool". I think that's REALLY why Patrick switched... he was tired of having an uncool phone.  


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