Tuesday, January 10, 2006
column
New column up at the Harlan Daily. It's about toilet seats.
Hooray for girl-on-girl pillow fights!
Mmmmmmmm pillow fights.
After getting my morning pee out of the way, I walked out of the bathroom and said to K, "You forgot to put the toilet seat up for me." Words of advice...never use that as a joke to a woman.
NICE ARTICLE PATCH! MY HUSBAND AND I ALWAYS JUST PUT THE LID DOWN EVERYTIME TO MAKE IT FAIR! SARA MUST REALLY BE A GREAT GIRL IF SHE DIDNT RING YOUR NEXT FOR PRINTING AN ARTICLE IN WHICH YOU TELL ALL OF LEXINGTON THAT SHE RUNS THE WATER SO YOU WON'T HEAR HER PEE!
I made her sign an agreement before we started dating that stated I could say whatever I wanted to about her in my columns. It's one of the perils of dating me. But the benefits are so many and varied that most women don't mind.
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Hooray for girl-on-girl pillow fights!
Mmmmmmmm pillow fights.
After getting my morning pee out of the way, I walked out of the bathroom and said to K, "You forgot to put the toilet seat up for me." Words of advice...never use that as a joke to a woman.
NICE ARTICLE PATCH! MY HUSBAND AND I ALWAYS JUST PUT THE LID DOWN EVERYTIME TO MAKE IT FAIR! SARA MUST REALLY BE A GREAT GIRL IF SHE DIDNT RING YOUR NEXT FOR PRINTING AN ARTICLE IN WHICH YOU TELL ALL OF LEXINGTON THAT SHE RUNS THE WATER SO YOU WON'T HEAR HER PEE!
I made her sign an agreement before we started dating that stated I could say whatever I wanted to about her in my columns. It's one of the perils of dating me. But the benefits are so many and varied that most women don't mind.
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