Sara's boss was getting rid of an old mattress and box springs yesterday, so I drove my truck to their house and took it off their hands. Sometimes you dont' know how crappy your mattress is until you sleep on a really good one. I had the best night's sleep I've had in a while. I was hesitant to admit it at first because I love my old mattress. I've had it for probably a decade or so. But there's no sense lying to myself. My old mattress is a sack of crap compared to this new pillow-topped wonder. Expect me to get a lot less cranky in the coming days as I'll be sleeping better. Or expect to see me less as I'll be sleeping more. Win/win for you guys either way.


With all that sleep you're getting, I hope you don't have nightmares about what the previous owner did on it.

Oh yeah, I have a black light if you want to borrow it.  


See, now why would you go and do that?  


i bet you're inhaling someone else's fecal matter in your sleep.

like JC Samsonite does...

on purpose.  


You're disgusting.

But not as disgusting as JC.  


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