New column up at the Harlan Daily. It features random facts I found on the internet. I make no promises as to their veracity. Or interest to my readers.


Clearly, the one that mentions me is my favorite, but this one is a close 2nd...

Sea cucumbers have a fear mechanism which triggers them to spew out their intestines when something tries to eat them.
I have this too, but I call it a drinking mechanism.

Genius.  


If you keep using the "D" word and the "G" word, people are going to think you’re an alcoholic.  


Mom?  


I was listening to the radio this morning and they do this thing called "Brain Buster Trivia". This morning's question was "If you are writing a letter and realize you have forgotten your tittles, what have you forgotten?"

Thanks to your column I knew the answer.

True story.  


If I've improved just one person's live I will consider this column worth it.

Unless it's Ian's.

Back to the drawing board.  


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