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How big of a slut do you have to be to marry Satan? I mean come on...


i'm gettin' sloppy seconds after green arrow? wtf???  


Ha! It's because he didn't want to kiss her after you when her lips would be all fishy and gross. Batman, however, is into that.  


I love how in the three comics where she is marrying someone Superman is always casually standing there.

Have you actually read these?  


Lois Lane marrying Batman, Astounding Man, & Satan... dating some ugly dude, & making it with the rest of the Justice League... all in less than 100 issues... speaks volumes about Superman

small package, doesn't know how to use it...  


I haven't actually read the issues, no. But my guess is that each contains a wacky misunderstanding and then Mr. Roper shows up and everybody has to pretend Jack is gay to fix everything.

Superman is a bitch and can't keep his woman in check.  


jc samsonite is gonna hate this comment section.  


I conquer  


Actually, I think James should love it. He now has something in common with superman, they are both stalkers.

Why can't Superman just get over it and let Lois live her life? I hate superman, he's such an ass.

As you can see, to show my dislike of superman, I will no longer capitalize his name.

Take that superman!  


They also have smooth, featureless crotches in common.  


I also have a cape!  


Oh stop...  


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