Before:


After:



None of the above.



Man I'm on a roll today!!!! I promise to calm down....it's a slow day at work.  


Hmmm....

Before looks like a sex offender.

After looks like a deranged serial killer.

Tough choice. You'll have my answer by the end of the day.  


Ok...I vote for the after. That was the guy I fell for at MWK.  


Sara says I look like someone just stole my comic books. I should have smiled.

Colonel, you go to hell.

James, you had me at deranged.  


All three are correct. Well done good sir!  


The beard is throwing me off! I can't choose!  


The beard stays regardless of the hair. Recent studies have shown my face can't support hairlessness.  


Short hair is better.  


much like those weight loss ads, you're frowning in the "before" and "smiling" in the after.

And it kinda makes me uncomfortable.  


Mission accomplished!  


I should've copywrighted that phrase. It's blowin' up like a JC Samsonite venereal disease.  


Right, because you made up the phrase, "Mission Accomplished." I'm pretty sure George Bush said it before you and looked like just as big of an ass in the process.  


uhm...

Bush said it, but I made it funny. Ass.

To anonymous: Gonicles. That is all.  


I like the before I thought you looked just like Sawyer from LOST! Oh well it will grow back. By the way I hope you and Kelly Clarkson will be very happy together.  


Why did it post my comment before Anonymous'?

Queer.  


I would like to retract my gonnicles statement. It was unwarranted, undeserved, and although hilarious, unnecessary.  


If someone post anonymously you can pretty much guarantee that it's Sara. You can tell it's her in this case because she thinks it's funny that A LOT OF PEOPLE said I looked like Sawyer from Lost with my hair long - and she's really jealous of Kelly Clarkson.  


Way to try and make it look like that anonymous post wasn't you.

Thanks for saying I look sexy, though. You're not wrong.  


Comments are acting weird. Sara's post should have been before my last post.  


It did it again!  


My vote is for the after in person. Both of these pictures are terrible. I think your hair cut is a nice change. You look very sexy!  


I agree with Sara. You do look sexy Grizzly Adams.  


wait...we're talking about patrick, right?

alright, just making sure.  


that was a dirty trick aquaman. how are you going to post as Sara. that's just leading him on. Sara can't type.  


Thank you, Jesse. Glad you're back. And clearly you're correct. I do look like Matthew McCaughna-whatever.  


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