New column up at the Harlan Daily. It's about being trapped on a desert island. If your name doesn't appear in this article, don't get pissed. It's just a writing exercise, okay? Geez!


I DIDN'T WANNA BE ON YOUR STUPID ISLAND ANYWAY!!!  


Don't feel so bad Aquaman; Patrick didn't take Sara on the island with him either and he puts his tongue in her mouth on a somewhat regular basis. I know if I was stuck on a desert island Sara would be on my list! Right darlin'?

Besides, who would want to be on an island with four guys and only one girl? I guarantee that island would look more like Oz than Survivor. Know what I’m sayin’? I think I'll stay on the main land with all the ladies and booze.  


You know, these are all good points. I have no retort.  


Kate Hudson?  


Kate Hudson is hot.  


That's right Colonel! You are my new favorite person!! You just know all the right things to say.  


Ahh, Patrick! That's the sweetest . . . hey, wait a minute! You're just trying to make up for posting that picture of me going to the bathroom! Nice try. Me and three ministers-What are you trying to say?! As for you, Colonel whoever you are~~Proverbs 14:30~~A relaxed attitude lengthens life; jealousy rots it away. In other words, nanny, nanny, boo, boo.  


Kate Hudson gets the rating of "eh" on attractiveness.  


I didn't know if you read my column or not, Mary, so I was gonna send you a link this week. Glad you found it. Oh yeah, and there's only two ministers on that island. I'm the dangerous, maverick-like ex-minister with a bad-boy rep. I'm sooo Sawyer.

Scott, you've clearly suffered a head injury. Stay where you are. I'll call for help.  


replace "Hudson" with "Beckinsale" and you've got something worth your while.  


Yeah, whatever. I actually hadn't read in a while, so it was cool that I happen to read it this time. Plus I'd hoped you were blogging more about that sweet Sara other than a bunch of other inappropriate crud--So where's the Sara stuff? You might want to send a link to Kate, I don't think she's read in a while either.

BTW, is that Scott G.? I didn't recognize him with the umm. . . the err. . . what the heck is that on his head?!  


I sure do like that mary! She has good ideas.

I guess I should go ahead and read this column. I usually don't bother if I'm not mentioned.  


Sara is mentioned all over the blog. So much in fact that the Colonel gets annoyed by it.

And yes, that is Scott Glascock. And that's a special breathing device on his head. Don't make fun.  


Someone is a little on edge today.
Also Colonel loves to read about me and you both know it.  


I'm feeling a bit testy. I keep having this dream where you elbow me in the face.  


Color me guilty!  


Do I know mary?

Amd yes... I'm a little sensitive about my rebreather.  


Colonel,
Guilty that you get annoyed at patrick writing about me or guilty that you love reading about me? Keep in mind there is only one right answer here!  


Sara, do you even have to ask? Let's just say that I have an extra filet o' fish waiting for you!  


Colonel is such a ladies man! I think I am blushing.  


Scott,

Last I saw you was in Eastern Kentucky at the Beauty and the Beast show where my wonderful hubby was holding baby boy in the back. *hint* I'm probably the only Asian you know.  


call me imature or what have you... but i can't believe nobody commented that patrick said 'testy'.  


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