New column up at the Harlan Daily. It's about turning 33. They've changed their website quite a bit in the last week. I'm not sure how that's going to affect all my old column links. My guess is that they're going to be outdated now. Same with any "column" links throughout the site. I'll see what I can do to fix that today.


you just had to pseudo-cuss right there at the end, didn't you? have you learned nothing from last week's hate email?  


I'll never learn.  


you're the Johnny Cash of columnists.  


I'm not even the Conway Twitty of columnist.  


All you have to do now is grow the mullet and you're set!  


Good sir I'll have you know there was a lot more to Billy Ray Cyrus than a mullet. He was a god among men and I'll not stand by and watch you reduce him to a haircut.  


No, no, no... you misunderstand. I have the utmost respect for Mr. Ray Cyrus. All I was saying was that you're SO close to the his level of perfection, that the only step left to match him (and dare I say it... possibly surpass him) would be to get the trademark hairstyle of perhaps one of the greatest music icons in history. Elvis who? Beatles who?

... whew... I actually got through all of that without laughing!  


You spelt "git" wrong.  


oh, good call.

git r done.  


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