Remember how a while back I posted the trailer for Ultraviolet and told Citizen Kane it could go screw, because it was no longer going to be the greatest movie ever? Remember that? Well, I need to apologize to my readers and to Citizen Kane. Ultraviolet was a steaming pile of crap. Sara sat through it like a trooper. This means I'll probably have to see another movie starring boney velociraptor/actress Sara Jessica Parker to make up for it, though. Damn me and my affinity for leather/kicking/guns/dystopian futures. This isn't the first time it's gotten me in trouble.


Haha, now you have to go see a movie with your girlfriend!

That's one thing I don't have to do... because... well... wait a second...

CRAP!  


You can go see a movie with my girlfriend.  


DIBS!  


p.s. - i'm sending you an email.

this message will selfdestruct. (delete after reading, patch)  


wow! That is the last straw!

Hey Scott... What movie are we going to?

P. Dirty I know you hate movies so we can do something else if you want. Your choice! See you soon.  


Have her back in time to do my dishes.  


You suck! I can't beat that.

But seriously P. Dirty call me.  


Don't you mean DISH, Patrick, since you'd be eating alone? And why am I typing nonsense just to leave you a stinkin' comment?  


Correction: I meant the nonsensical letters at the bottom of the comments page.  


Well, Sara, we won't be going back to see ultraviolet... you pick.  


Look everybody! It's Mary!

The nonsensical letters are a word verification system that keep spammers from posting on my comment section via computers.

Unless by nonsensical letters you meant Dirty's post.  


I hate it when tins of pork parts show up on my comment section, too.

Leave Paul alone. Remember what Thumper's father said--If you can't say something nice. . . don't say anything at all. Although, I guess that would wipe out most of your blog.  


Ouch! I just wrote a nice column about you! Lay off!  


Ha! Your life on a deserted island will be riddled with incessant nagging instead of non-stop hilarious antics by yours truly.


once again, good choice.  


Damnit!  


Hey Aquaman, don't you have a dolphin to ride or something?  


Mary, do not step foot in the ocean again.

You have been warned.  


You know Aqua, I have to tell my kids all the time just splashing around in water does not a clean body make . . .  


it's aquaMAN!!!

and stop it with the yoda talk. i can't follow.  


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