Today is the Colonel's birthday. He's 33. Take a moment and try and make him feel like a little less of a tool on this his special day.


Happy Birthday Colonel! You're not a tool!!!!  


Thanks Scott. But I am a tool. Well the ladies don't call the "Hammer" for nothing. Know what I mean? Huh..huh..huh...yeah.

Oh yeah. Patrick you go to straight to hades.  


*sing to happy birthday tune*

Happy birthday to you
From yuor new friend Ms. Liu~
Patrick smells like a monkey,
He should try some shampoo!

and many more!!

Happy birthday to a new friend and "square" (get it, tool?).

Patrick~~You did a great job this weekend!!! You're growing up so fast *sniff*.  


I do shampoo, my shampoo just happens to smell like monkeys.  


You might want to try switching to marmoset~~baboon butt is a bit noxious.  


Happy Birthday Colonel!! You don't look a day over 35!  


Sara, aren’t you late for second period Algebra II class or gym or something?  


aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!

It's funny because she's so young...

Oh, wait, that's not funny, that's hot.  


Happy Belated B-Day Colonel!!!  


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