Tuesday, March 28, 2006
random
-Went to Kitty's last night. Not for the usual reasons, though. I was actually there for a... wait for it... photo shoot. The shoot was for a project I'm working on. Some of you know about it, some of you don't, and most likely none of you care. I'll make an announcement about it pretty soon. I just don't want to throw it out there and then look like a douche if it doesn't come together. Let me squash speculation right now, though, and say no it's not the rumored Patrick Drury swimsuit calendar some of you have been clamoring for. And by "clamoring" I mean "not asking."
-My debt retirement efforts are going exceptionally well. Right on schedule. Possibly ahead of schedule. The really good news about the whole debt retirement process was that it forced me to get a better lock on my finances. Which means I'm living on a budget. The bad part of a budget is that you can't spend money on just whatever you want. The good part is that I know exactly how much money I have and where it's going - which makes sleeping at night a lot easier.
-Yesterday was a long day. When I got home around 8:00 pm all I wanted to do was sit on the couch with Sara and watch a little tv. Unfortunately Monday nights are bad for non-cable television. Outside of Two and A Half Men it's a wasteland. We watched Wife Swap, Supernanny, and CSI: Miami - three shows I have not interest in. Nothing makes you feel more like a loser than getting sucked in my tv shows you dont' care about. The only good thing to come out of it was that Sara and I discussed and agreed upon possible future parenting techniques while watching Supernanny: Extreme physical violence early and often.
-Speaking of extreme physical violence. Sara pushed me down really hard onto my bed the other day. And not in one of those, push-you-down-on-the-bed-and-then-start-making-out-with-you ways. It was a push-you-down-on-the-bed-out-of-sheer-malice-and-then-laugh-at-you way. She thinks she's funny, but she's really just a bully. And in my experience most bullies die alone and unloved.
since you're living on a budget, sara has totally lost all respect for your already-dwindling masculinity. you've lost your edge.
good job. now you should start dedicating your life to the appearance of your lawn. buying expensive fertilizer and what not so you have the greenest, thickest lawn on the block. you'll be the envy of the neighborhood.
Not having beer bottles in my lawn would make me the envy of my particular neighborhood.
But that ain't happening.
Dude, you got beat up by a girl.
Physically and mentally.
Luckily I was divested of all self-esteem years ago.
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-My debt retirement efforts are going exceptionally well. Right on schedule. Possibly ahead of schedule. The really good news about the whole debt retirement process was that it forced me to get a better lock on my finances. Which means I'm living on a budget. The bad part of a budget is that you can't spend money on just whatever you want. The good part is that I know exactly how much money I have and where it's going - which makes sleeping at night a lot easier.
-Yesterday was a long day. When I got home around 8:00 pm all I wanted to do was sit on the couch with Sara and watch a little tv. Unfortunately Monday nights are bad for non-cable television. Outside of Two and A Half Men it's a wasteland. We watched Wife Swap, Supernanny, and CSI: Miami - three shows I have not interest in. Nothing makes you feel more like a loser than getting sucked in my tv shows you dont' care about. The only good thing to come out of it was that Sara and I discussed and agreed upon possible future parenting techniques while watching Supernanny: Extreme physical violence early and often.
-Speaking of extreme physical violence. Sara pushed me down really hard onto my bed the other day. And not in one of those, push-you-down-on-the-bed-and-then-start-making-out-with-you ways. It was a push-you-down-on-the-bed-out-of-sheer-malice-and-then-laugh-at-you way. She thinks she's funny, but she's really just a bully. And in my experience most bullies die alone and unloved.
since you're living on a budget, sara has totally lost all respect for your already-dwindling masculinity. you've lost your edge.
good job. now you should start dedicating your life to the appearance of your lawn. buying expensive fertilizer and what not so you have the greenest, thickest lawn on the block. you'll be the envy of the neighborhood.
Not having beer bottles in my lawn would make me the envy of my particular neighborhood.
But that ain't happening.
Dude, you got beat up by a girl.
Physically and mentally.
Luckily I was divested of all self-esteem years ago.
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