Just so you know: Tonight there's a Scrubs rerun at 8:30 and then the new episode airs at 9:00. I mention it here just because the reruns usually air at 9:30. And because I'm a huge nerd who feels the need to update people on Scrubs viewing times.


I don't think you are a nerd, and I feel that people ought to know when one of the greatest shows on television airs.  


See. You get me.  


You also feel the need to update the world on when:

You get a haircut
You go to Kitty's
You get beat-up by your girlfriend
You get your photo taken for mysterious reasons

Why don't you update us on important things, like when you're going to take a piss or scratch your head? That's the pertinent information I’m really looking to be updated on hourly.  


You know it's funny, last night Sara asked me why I hate you so much. I couldn't remember. I just knew that it was a real and palpable hate. Now, with one simple post, you've reminded me why that hate exist.  


Glad I could be of assistance.  


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