I rarely post about work on my blog because there's rarely anything interesting happening here. Today, however, we've got a 2006 Porsche Cayenne Turbo in the shop. We can't fix it because everybody's afraid to touch it. I'm guessing this is the most expensive car we've ever had in for repairs. Base price? $111,600.00. I'm going to stay in the office all day today, because if I go out into the shop I know I'm going to bump into a toolbox and cause a cartoon style chain reaction that ends with an entire truck flying into the air and landing on this damn thing.


it looks like a station-wagon... who would own a 6 figure station-wagon??

originality has gone too far....  


Yeah, it's pretty much an exercise in useless excess. It's the Porsche family SUV. Because... you know... Porsche is exactly who you want to make a family style SUV...  


can you get a new VIN number and maybe change the color, then i'll fix it. let me know.  


Let's be honest, you're too lazy to steal cars. It's a nice idea, though.  


steal its cigarette lighter.

do it!!!  


Connie would frown mightily upon that.  


ooooh, scared of daddy?

or is it mommy?

ha!  


I'll kill you.  


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