Finally, part two has arrived! In part one you found out that you were going to be stranded on a desert island for the rest of your life. I never really figured out how exactly you knew ahead of time that you were going to be stranded. Maybe Jesus told you. Anyway, you found out you were going to be stranded and you had enough room to pack five albums. Five albums that you'd be listening to the rest of your life.

Well, this weeks the stakes get raised. It turns out you don't have room for five albums. Seems you've developed quite a drug problem in the days before your departure. It was bound to happen. Facing impending isolation really put a lot of stress on you. So now you have to make room in your napsack for several bags of smack. As a result, you only have room for two albums. Two albums to listen to the rest of your life.

What albums will they be? They have to be two of the five from the first round. No adding albums you just thought of.

If you didn't play in round one, you can still join in on round two.

Go.


Hey guys! Hey! I'll go first!

1. Okkervil River - Don't Fall In Love With Everyone You Meet
2. Chris Whitley - Living With The Law

It was hard removing Ben Folds Five and The Counting Crows from the list, but I feel good about my decision.  


but I packed an iPod? how do I not have room for my albums?  


Hard drive damage.

Any other questions, smart guy?  


darn it... $500 down the drain...

deserted island... smack... I got to get rid of Buffett & Jack Johnson... they don't do well with the smack... and Pantera and smack would be a bad combination.... that leaves:

Liz Phair - Whip-Smart
Dave Matthews Band - Live at the Red Rocks 8.15.95  


I like that you made the bag of smack an important part of the equation. You're a real thinker, D. Not like the other morons who comment on this blog.  


I'm all hopped up on the "Q" right now. Here's my list.

violent frickin' femmes - violent frickin' femmes
at the motha f'in' drive-in - in/casino/out  


If I knew I was a smack addict in the first place I would have brought "James - Wah! Wah!" & "The Lord of the Rings Greatest Hits" but we can save that for a whole other island adventure...  


In my book satchel, I have the following items:

smack
copy of PatchWorks Volume One (plug)
Coldplay - X&Y
DMB - Under the Table and Dreaming  


In my bag:

Radiohead - OK Computer
Guided By Voices - Alien Lanes


In my sack:

my testis  


I'm going to have to drop Aerosmith, Butterfly Boucher, and Jimmy Buffet.

Reel Big Fish - Why Do They Rock So Hard
Billy Joel - Greatest Hits Vol.1

I didn't take any smack... but I really needed a bag of oreos on the island. Mmm..

btw, the verification thing said, "Fizvzl" I don't knos if that's significant or not.  


You're breaking my balls Patrick but if I had to choose:

1. Portishead - Dummy
2. NIN - The Fragile(Left)  


I had a question for Colonel because he seems to have a taste in music that is very similar to mine.
I just wanted to know what Guided by Voices sounded like?  


Whoa...how come Scott can bring oreos and not smack? I'd rather have a bag of sunflower seeds instead of smack.  


Oreos ARE my smack.  


if they get sunflower seeds & oreos... I'm sneaking in an everlasting gobstopper & a pizza...  


i'm sneaking in aquamom so she can cook me all my favorite foods.  


What does Guided by Voices sound like? Well let's just say John Lennon and Paul McCartney got really drunk and had sex with Rodger Daltrey and Hunter S. Thompson...their offspring would be Robert Pollard, the mastermind behind GBV.  


uhm... gross.  


the real question is which unlucky bastard was the one that had to give birth?  


i'm going to go with quantity for my two. these two albums may not be my two favorite of my five but i could easily listen to these two and they combined have 40 songs.
The Beatles - White Album
Jimi Hendrix - The Ultimate Experience
SMACK RULES!  


It's funny how this thread became more about smack than about albums. And by "funny" I mean "completely typical of the lowlifes that visit my blog."  


What are you blabbering on about?  


I mean, thanks for reading and participating. Don't forget to pick up a copy of PatchWorks Volume One!  


Danny, good call on the James - Wah!Wah!

I'd have to bring

Emmet Swimming - Wake
Violent Femmes - Add It Up  


And I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!  


Rood wrork Raggy!  


god.  


You rang?  


I think everyone needs to calm down and get back to the matter at hand. Besides SMACK, what 2 CDs would you bring on the island?  


i swear, it's like we're back in 5th grade. patricia is the lonely teacher, lonely 'cause no one loves her or ever will, and jc samsonite is the asskissing teacher's pet.

me? i'm the cool guy in the back of the class with my head on my desk, 'cause i'm too cool for skool.  


Actually it's because the real cool kids glued your head to your desk again.  


maybe.

but i play it off well.  


Aquadick must have been in the ESL class (English as a second language), cause he can't even spell school correctly.  


You're a son of a b. Sorry to use harsh letters.  


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