Men's Weekend is taking place this weekend in Virginia. I'm unable to attend this year due to financial reasons. I'm really sad about it, too. A few minutes ago James called me. He and Ian and Danny were doing the shopping for the weekend and James got outvoted on buying real bacon. That means for the second year in a row, Men's Weekend attendees will wake up Saturday morning to the uninspiring smell of Turkey bacon frying. Poor bastards. I'll think of you all tomorrow when I'm sitting in a restaurant with Sara, hangover-free, enjoying real pork products.


Are you guys doing Men's Weekend: KY, this year?  


Yes. Yes we are.  


Will there be real bacon there just like last year?  


the turkey bacon was a hit, no complaints... even Ian said, and I quote, "It's not that bad!"...  


He then finished the statement with, "...if I had a choice between turkey bacon and eating my own feces".  


My feces has real pork in it at least.  


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