Yesterday a homeless guy came up to me and asked me for a quarter. I gave him a dollar and told him to keep the change. He said, "Thanks. You know what I'm trying to do with this, right?" and then he made a little motion with his fingers like he was taking a toke off a joint. I thought it was pretty clever that he didn't tell me he was going to spend the money on drugs until after I gave it to him.

The really funny part was that he just asked me for a quarter - which means I guess, that he had just enough money for a joint, minus a quarter. Or that he likes to tip his drug dealer. Speaking of which - does anybody known how much to tip a drug dealer. Is it fifteen percent like a waiter? Or a couple of dollars like a pizza guy? And what if you didn't particularly like the service? I'd be interested in knowing. Surely somebody who reads this blog uses drugs. Speak up.


Ugh.  


i believe the correct tipping method was smoking your dealer out from the bag of "smokey smoke" you just payed for that he just ripped you off of...

but I wouldn't know about things like that :-"... except when it comes to getting deserted on an island...  


jc samsonite's currency is sexual favors.

still.  


Ok, so I'm pretty sure you don't tip your drug dealer... I agree with D-sizzle(I'm not sure that I should ever agree with someone with that name but we are talking about drugs.) Anyway, I was thinking of purchasing this Patchworks book but then I got nervous about the "tipping" issue. Am I supposed to tip Patrick?  


guys! there's a chick in here.

act cool.  


And she's asking about tipping me! This is just like a dream I had!  


i know, i know! play it cool, man.  


wow... and i thought I was bad with women...  


Don't worry, you are.  


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