Monday, May 15, 2006

column

New column up at the Harlan Daily. It's about the only dog I ever loved.

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hey patrick, thanks for the kind words, buddy.

you can't tell right now, but my front paws are on the computer screen, i'm e-petting you.  


Oh, I could tell.  


Hey, I haven't read this yet, but is this another article about your ex?

Hiooooooo! Yes, I'll be here all week! Tip your waitresses and bartenders.  


I wish there was a rim-shot emoticon.  


If you used it, then you couldn't be my friend.  


Win/win!  


What we're looking for here is a win, win, win situation.  


Nice reference Colonel.  


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