Thursday, May 04, 2006
for sale
I got home from work yesterday and found this in my front yard:
I don't know who did it. It's kind of funny, I guess. I walked next door and asked my wacky neighbor lady if she knew anything about it. She said she didn't but wondered if I was selling my house. Yeah, I'm selling my house so I thought I'd get out some crayons and some cardboard and whip up a sign. Nothing says, "come have a professional experience with a motivated seller" quite like a handmade sign...
i think you must be devaluing the property of the mexicans in your neighborhood because you're the only white guy, and they've finally had enough and they're hinting pretty clearly that they want you TO LEAVE.
or it's probably vlad. wait, he's mexican too, right. there you go, it's the mexicans! hooray!
Wait...you live by a bunch of Mexicans? Can we stay somewhere else for MWK2?
How can we play sappea if I'm not there? Huggsies.
For all those guest to the blog, I'd like to quell your fears of racism by giving you a little scorecard:
Aquaman: Mexican
JCSamsonite: Filipino
Vlad: Dominican (Not Mexican)
My neighborhood: Mostly white
Seriously, I don't know where this stuff comes from.
Sorry if I offended anyone.
Sokay. You just never know when you have lurkers who don't realize your particular qualifications for demaning other races...
How are you going to fit killing whitey into your busy schedule of siestas, hat dances, and binge drinking tequila?
Ole!
Shouldn't you be drunk? Or fighting? Or both?
Shouldn't you be dancing around a sombrero with marracas in your hands while watching soccer recaps on Telemundo? VIVA LA RAZA!
Do me! Do me!
Wait, that sounds wrong. I mean make fun of my ethnicity. Or lackthereof.
How about instead we make fun of your talent, or lack thereof.
OUCH!
Or make fun of your sense of humor...or lack there of.
BTW...what is your nationality?
he's caugaysian.
ha!
Everybody leave me alone! This is my blog and I wont' be mocked on it!
Quote was from Tombstone. Wyatt was talking to Ike after the cowboys were trying to ambush the Earps on the train. YES!
Nerds.
Quote by Ogre in Revenge of the Nerds. Pretty much any scene he was in.
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I don't know who did it. It's kind of funny, I guess. I walked next door and asked my wacky neighbor lady if she knew anything about it. She said she didn't but wondered if I was selling my house. Yeah, I'm selling my house so I thought I'd get out some crayons and some cardboard and whip up a sign. Nothing says, "come have a professional experience with a motivated seller" quite like a handmade sign...i think you must be devaluing the property of the mexicans in your neighborhood because you're the only white guy, and they've finally had enough and they're hinting pretty clearly that they want you TO LEAVE.
or it's probably vlad. wait, he's mexican too, right. there you go, it's the mexicans! hooray!
Wait...you live by a bunch of Mexicans? Can we stay somewhere else for MWK2?
How can we play sappea if I'm not there? Huggsies.
For all those guest to the blog, I'd like to quell your fears of racism by giving you a little scorecard:
Aquaman: Mexican
JCSamsonite: Filipino
Vlad: Dominican (Not Mexican)
My neighborhood: Mostly white
Seriously, I don't know where this stuff comes from.
Sorry if I offended anyone.
Sokay. You just never know when you have lurkers who don't realize your particular qualifications for demaning other races...
How are you going to fit killing whitey into your busy schedule of siestas, hat dances, and binge drinking tequila?
Ole!
Shouldn't you be drunk? Or fighting? Or both?
Shouldn't you be dancing around a sombrero with marracas in your hands while watching soccer recaps on Telemundo? VIVA LA RAZA!
Do me! Do me!
Wait, that sounds wrong. I mean make fun of my ethnicity. Or lackthereof.
How about instead we make fun of your talent, or lack thereof.
OUCH!
Or make fun of your sense of humor...or lack there of.
BTW...what is your nationality?
he's caugaysian.
ha!
Everybody leave me alone! This is my blog and I wont' be mocked on it!
Quote was from Tombstone. Wyatt was talking to Ike after the cowboys were trying to ambush the Earps on the train. YES!
Nerds.
Quote by Ogre in Revenge of the Nerds. Pretty much any scene he was in.
Post a Comment
