Bp and I discuss the complete waste of time that was David Blane not drowning.

EFLatino (11:13:04 AM): have you seen him levitate?
EFLatino (11:13:07 AM): that one's really freaky
patchdrury1 (11:13:10 AM): No.
EFLatino (11:13:14 AM): people start crying after he does it in front of them
patchdrury1 (11:13:23 AM): I would too.
EFLatino (11:13:27 AM): yeah dude, it's nuts
patchdrury1 (11:13:43 AM): And then I'd jam a wooden stake through his heart and yell, "Die spawn of Satan!"
EFLatino (11:13:49 AM): he just walks up to people on the street and says, "hey, watch this"
EFLatino (11:14:08 AM): then he turns his back to them, and lifts off the ground, maybe 2 or three feet, and then he lands back down again.
EFLatino (11:14:11 AM): crazy
patchdrury1 (11:14:23 AM): I can do this trick where it looks like I pull my finger off.
EFLatino (11:14:35 AM): you should patent that
EFLatino (11:14:39 AM): we'll take it on the road
EFLatino (11:14:41 AM): i'll be your camera man
EFLatino (11:14:44 AM): we'll make millions
patchdrury1 (11:14:48 AM): Perfect!
EFLatino (11:16:00 AM): you've got it all worked out
EFLatino (11:16:06 AM): all we need is the drive
patchdrury1 (11:16:14 AM): Well, that's the end of that then.

file under: jerks i know


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