Sooooo, one of the Colonel's favorite restaurants in Louisville is this place called Rumors. Well, last night a Rumors opened up here in Lexington, so the Colonel invited me, Dirty, and our friend Greg to join him there for beer, wings, and oysters. I'd never had oysters before. I know, I know - I seem so cultured and worldly, how could I have never tried oysters before? Good question. I guess I've just been too busy making out with chicks and stuff. Anyway, really liked the oysters. Greg, the Colonel and I ate two buckets of them (Dirty wasn't interested).

After Rumors, the Colonel, Dirty and I went to Shamrocks to play some darts. The Colonel and Dirty are awesome at darts. I'm not so good. I was probably making out with chicks when everybody else was learning how to play darts.

Man, looking back, making out with chicks has really cost me a lot in life.

file under: true tales


Wordly is a new word. I just invented it. It means sexy.  


Aaaaawkward.  


After eating all those oysters, everyone was looking wordly...or maybe that was the beer....  


It's was both.  


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