Friday - Sara and I drove to Lawrenceburg for a little girl's birthday party. Hung out with my family and the nephews for a few hours. Had a good time. Got shot in the face with an imaginary gun a lot. Don't worry, though, I'm imaginary fine.

Saturday - Breakfast with Sara and her mom and brother at Hannah's. Then on to Maysville for my nephew Nicholas' birthday. Got smacked a lot with imaginary swords. Hurt quite a bit more than the imaginary guns. Hand-sold a book at the party, felt sleazy, got over it. Headed back to my place after Maysville to cook food for a potluck the next day at St. Awsome's. Made some Sangria (not for the potluck...) which nobody but me liked. Watched some Arrested Development, called it a night.

Sunday - Saw a friend from my high school years at St. Awsome's. Enjoyed a pot luck during the service (During?! Wha-wha-whaaat??). Got up to speak for a few minutes and called the Colonel a dork on stage. Nearly got booed because I apparently misjudged St. Awsome's love for the mentally deficient. Hung out with Sara and her brother Sam after church. Took a nap. Ate some Chinese. Hung out with Vlad and ET until I had to go give my high school friend a ride. Went to bed.

file under: weekend


you didn't mention about how sara is imaginary too.  


You didn't mention about how your wit and humor is imaginary too.

But, let's talk about what is real for a second; you’re a real ass...and the good folks of Xroads seem to agree.  


I wish you guys were imaginary.  


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