Wanna know what getting paid for your first batch of books looks like? Here. Here is what it looks like:



I know it's not a huge check or anything, but it still felt nice.

file under: patchworks


Congratulations! So, now that you’re a big rich author and stuff, when are you taking me out for a big buffet dinner at Golden Coral?  


Whenever you get off the couch and take a shower. Seriously, what happened to you? You used to care about how you look.  


Wow...that was harsh. Colonel, did you let yourself go? Are you like George Costanza in Seinfeld where he wore sweats all the time cause he gave up?  


Let's just say that I'm biting into a big block of Gouda as I type this.

Wait...that sounds really bad.  


I just vomitted.

Patrick, congratulations on being a hundredaire!  


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