The following conversation just took place in front of me at work:

Guy 1: Hey, I haven't seen you in forever!
Guy 2: It's been a while. Not since I used to work on your farm.
Guy 1: That's right. Say, did you hear about John?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: He was up in Chicago and got messed up with drugs and stuff. Now he's in an institution up there.
Guy 2: Well, you don't say? He used to screw my wife.
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: Well, you know, I'd always heard that was the case.
Guy 2: It was.
Guy 1: She's your ex-wife now, though, I guess.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: I guess she was probably screwing him just as much as he was screwing her.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: Yeah.

Aaaaaand scene!

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"I guess she was probably screwing him just as much as he was screwing her." is the best line I've heard in a long time. I would like the exclusive rights to that phrase for MWKY, along with the phrase, "F you"!  


Done. That's your limit, though. Everybody gets exclusive rights to two phrases. Everybody get your dibs in early.

James, "Here comes the tickle monster" is still available.  


I got dibs on "Rectum...damn near killed em'!"  


I've got, "Bob Kelso. Ten inches." and "It's okay, he's a doctor."  


I will also use "I'll buy that for a dollar" ala Robocop.  


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