New column up at the Harlan Daily. It's about not being able to fall asleep.


See, I'm an "early-snuggler." I can handle a little snuggling for the first twenty to thirty minutes as you settle into sleep, but after that I need my space. It's all very complex.  


Vanilla.  


With chocolate syrup.  


Coke.  


Hey if you're having troble sleeping, I suggest a book I read called, "PatchWorks". Every time I pick it up, it puts me right to sleep.



Come on, you knew that was going to happen.  


I thought maybe you wouldn't swing at the easy ones. I was wrong.  


Wait...you of all people should know I always go after the easy ones....I mean have you ever heard me say "no" in "Yes/No"?  


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