Wednesday, July 26, 2006

column

New column up at the Harlan Daily. It's answers to questions no one has ever asked me.



Aquaman and I got in a scuffle our freshman year of college. I can't remember what we fought about, but I think it had to deal with him locking the door and using my computer to service himself. I'm also confident that I kicked his ass.  


Guys, taking off your clothes and rolling around on your dorm room floor drenched in baby oil is not fighting.  


I fought like that with chicks all the time. No complaints from them.  


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