Aquaman(BP)is defending his disertation tomorrow in here in Lexington. We're gonna meet up afterwards and celebrate his entry into the world of fake doctors. I think his defense is tomorrow between 3:00 pm and 5:00 pm. Send all your smart, spanish thoughts his way.


I think he should do his defense similar to Dwight's speech from The Office.

Aquaman, if you're reading this...hope all goes well.  


I kinda thought he should make a video like Michael Scott did.

"A Michael Scott Joint."

"Great Scott!"  


He should defend his disertation like Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer from SNL. For those of you that have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure you can find a skit on YouTube.  


He called me this morning to tell me he's a real fake doctor. He said the first thing he's gonna do is get a stethiscope (sp?), lab coat, and head to the local high school to give the male athletes sports physicals and check thier balls for hernia. CONGRATS BUDDY!!!  


A dream realized.  


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