...for how awesome this picture is:



That is the coolest picture I've ever seen.  


In case anybody can't tell, that's our very own JC Samsonite as the Flash.

Crap! I just ruined your secret identity!  


wow, where did you get a hold of a high-speed camera... or did he stop for a quick photo-op?

I think Flash forgot the pants to his costume.  


I didn't take the picture. I don't know if James has a high speed camera or not. James?  


Good call Scott. I was in such a hurry I forgot to put my pants on.

I'm not sure who took that picture. It must have been a neighbor of JCS. Whomever it was, that is asstastic photo.  


im not a comic book guy, so i don't know that the big deal with the flash is. so he can run to situations fast or run away from danger quickly. can he do anything else? cause if he can't i don't think he should be running alone at night. just me?  


Want to know how I know you're gay? You take photos of yourself in a halloween mask and shorts and then your friend posts it on his blog.

Wait...I don't mean that. I'm just jealous of your awesome costume. I'm sorry.  


I try to impress the Colonel, and he responds with such harsh remarks. My fight is not with you, but with my Aquaman. He's a douchebag.

As for the powers of The Flash:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flash#Powers_and_abilities  


I can't believe you think Dirty will go read a wikipedia article just to find out about the Flash. You have a lot to learn about Dirty.  


I know he is a Canadian-Jew, likes to wear t-shirts from baby-Gap, drives a banana, loves pop music, and works at a grocery store. What else do I need to know?  


in efforts to try and raise my nerdiness levels, i decided to go to the wikipedia site. i skimmed through it and came to the conclusion that it would have been easier for everyone if you had just replied "yes, you are correct."

ps. - i'm not really a Jew. i'm pretty sure you were just trying to be funny. but just in case. and finally, my shirts may come from the baby gap, but so does your underwear.  


Yeah, I read that Wikipedia entry and ended up hating myself for understanding it.  


Oh no he didun!!!!


Note: Patch, I've decided to start using "Oh no he didun!!!!" since you have retired "Oh, Snap!” Like you said, you have to be an opportunist to get ahead in this world and I shall opportun!  


That's okay. I've decided to start saying "It's aaaalll gooood" ala Michael Scott.  


Wow... i feel very cool right now... and very ashamed.  


I can't speak to the ashamed part, but the feeling cool is obviously a trick of the heat. Drink some water and find some shade. It'll pass.  


Dirty...I apologize. When I was introduced to you at MW6, I heard Patrick mentioned your background. I think I was drunk.

I do get my underwear at baby gap. However, when I get ready for bed, I like to wear depends.

Nawww I means? That's a new one kids. I'm copyrighting that one.  


Yeah, well sometimes I'm called the flash, but for other reasons. Oh, and I met a hot Chilean Chica named Macarena, whoop!  


Gonnicles.


Ha! Sorry. It totally understood everything in your post, it's just you haven't commented here in so long and I just wanted to do that.

Welcome back!  


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