This year's halloween party has come and gone and it was a great success. Several folks who've been to multiple years have said it was the best one ever. I think it was possibly my second favorite. Although, for me, these parties are like my horrible disfigured children and I love/hate them all the same. Lets' get on with the freak parade. Clickum makum biggum:

Friday night, Sara and I went over to ET and Vlad's to set up. Here's me working hard. See the sweat?


Here's ET working hard trying to catch her carpet on fire:


Vlad helped by staying out the way and watching tv. He ruins evrything...


Here he is regaling a skeleton with story's of the homeland:


Soon Saturday came and it was time for the party. Vlad and ET's place looked especially spooky:














Finally, the guest started to arrive. There was the usual cast of idiots and lots of new face:


Adsprad was supposed to be a member of Stryper. He actually kind of looked cool, like he was in Wolfmother or something...


Amy was an un-skanky goth fairy and GG was a bunch of stuff he found in the accesory ailse of Halloween Express.


Chris and Cher were the bed at parties where everyone throws their coats. Or maybe they were cave people...


Dirty was a ghost and The Colonel was Dwight Schrute


Bryan And Erica didn't come in costume for some reason.


Bryan's chest hair was a big hit with the ladies. And by "big hit with the ladies" I mean "shaved from his dog's butt and glued on his chest."

There was a costume contest.


TJ won scariest costume for his zombie cowboy outfit. Here he is slurring his acceptance speech.


GG won funniest costume. See what ten minutes and twelve dollars will get you?



The Colonel tied with the Crazy 88's for best costume.



The Colonel didn't take the tie well.


Mrs. Colonel won sexiest costume for her pregnant nun costume. And she's really pregnant! That's commitment to a bit!



Personally, I thought Fred should have won sexiest costume since he came as me.

After the costume contest there was a cover band made up of party goers. They did Land Down Under by Men At Work, More Than A Feeling by Boston, Since You Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson, and Moondance by Van Morrison:








Dirty had a guitar solo:


They ended with the Tenacious D songs Wonder Boy and Tribute:


The Colonel joined them for Tribute. It was magical. But magical the way voodoo curses are magical:


After that, everybody tried to have a good time and forget about it:





































Wow!!! This was a great party! The Colonel and Mrs. Colonel had a blast! Hats off to Patch for organizing such a fest, ET and Vlad for allowing us to come and trash their house, and the band for providing great tunes ("you guys in the kitchen talking, SHUT UP!). It was truly a magical night...and by magical I mean, it was like Patrick wasn't there at all!

Also, it was awesome waking up beside a pregnant nun the next morning. Then the guilt set in and I've been saying Hail Marys ever since. Ugh, sin!  


My girlfriend was singing and those bastards in the kitchen could damn well whisper til she was done!!!  


patricio you just called me bastard, war is on descarado


vlad.  


WAR!!  


AWKWARD....  


The party was great, patch.

The best part for me was when everyone called you a gay skeleton.  


I got my comeupance.

Glad you made it, by the way.  


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