Tuesday, October 31, 2006

true tales of tuesday night - monday edition

Met Intern Charlie at the gym last night. We agreed we were gonna start working out together. We did upper body. Today I am sore and achey. This may be from working out or it may be bird flu. In related news, I ate an uncooked pigeon the other day. I thought it was an uncooked chiken, see...

After the workout, Intern Charlie and I met up at Shamrock's. Dirty showed up after he got off work. Sara did too for a little while. I had chicken wings and beer. This morning I have terrible gas. Every time a customer walks in they make this really sour face like they smell a dirty fart. That's because they do smell a dirty fart. We live in a universe of cause and effect.



Strange yet very informative post. Kudos to your smelly farts.  


thank god that when we roomed together in chicago, the "night farts" weren't smelly... or at least you just dutch-ovened yourself.  


You guys keep saying "smelly farts" but I'd like to point out that I said "dirty farts." You both deserve to have your ice cream cones smashed into your faces because you're lying 50 year old men.  


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