I decided to take a Myspace picture the other day :


Every Myspace page has to have some variation of this picture on it. Unless you're a chick. Then you can replace the standing in a mirror shot with an shot looking down at yourself and showing cleavage. If your Myspace page doesn't feature one of these two shots you might want to ask yourself if you're really committed to being on Myspace. Also, you have to call Lexington "Lex Vegas" for maximum douche-baggery.

You can really tell I'm too old for Myspace because there's a bottle of Tums in the lower part of my picture.


You pretty much change the name of every town (no matter the size) to "_____-vegas"

Por Ejemplo:

Nash-vegas (nashville)
Somer-vegas (somerset)
Port-vegas (portland)

etc...  


you should change your myspace name from patch to zeus, 'cause it looks like you're capable of throwing lightning in that pic.  


That is a scary picture. It also looks like there is a snake in on the shelf under your elbow. I've taken a dump in that bathroom. Don't worry....I cleaned the shower when I was done.  


wow. that really does look like a snake.

quick! turn around and throw a lightning bolt at it!  


That snake is on my trouser shelf.

It's a trouser snake.

Aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sigh...

I'm wasted on you guys.  


whoah, you have a black trouser snake?

wait, so do i.

sweet. wanna be buds?  


No.

No, I don't.  


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