To steal an idea from BP, last week I...

-Cleaned my house
-Tried to program my new DVR
-Organized all my cd's and dvd's
-Wrote a column
-Started designing and trying to build a website for a friend
-Hung some shelves
-Did some touch up paint work in my bedroom
-Worked on a fiction piece Sara requested for her birthday
-Brainstormed on ideas for St. Awesome's Christmas series
-Went to the gym
-Played way too much guitar hero
-Saw my nephews
-Ate a home cooked meal at my parent's house in Lawrenceburg
-Finally replaced the kitchen table my ex-wife took a month ago
-Ate Mongolian food
-Did six or seven loads of laundrey
-Created a dish made with chile's, chicken, brown rice, garlic, onions, and pepper-jack cheese
-Transported car parts and an acetylene tank around Lexington and Versailles
-Killed a man
-Edited a video
-Hung out with my awesome girlfriend

And I just realized I didn't talk to Dirty even once. Sorry Dirty. I suck.


i played guitar hero also. never played before in my life. my first attempt, i beat sizzle.

i may just be the guitar hero the world has been waiting for.  


Or maybe everybody's just waiting for you to die.

Just a thought.  


wow.

well, you know? we're all dying. i told this to ian's 4 year old kid sunday morning. he wasn't impressed.  


You told a 4 year old kid that he's dying?

You're a monster. And not a good monster like in those Species movies.  


i know. i have no idea why i told him that?

i should be removed from society.  


I remember you told him that. I don't think he was paying attention to you...just like the rest of us.  


you remembered, though. so that means you were paying attention to me.

please tip your server (me) 20%.  


Shitty service...you get no tip.  


scool. i laced with your food with toilet rim pubes.  


Could you guys do this somewhere else? Like a dark room or something?  


gross.  


lovely topic boys  


12 loads of laundrey?!? do you wash your six or seven t-shirts seperately?

no worries about the silent treatment. i spent the majority of last week at work or intoxicated on some fashion. i did manage to get some guitar hero in while you were at work. maybe that's why i felt like i saw you.  


SERIOUSLY?  


sorry i didn't proof read what i wrote. or pay close attention to what you wrote. in my head this joke was funny. i don't know where i got 12 loads.

and yes i did crash your house a couple of times to play GH2. You will notice that many of the Hard level career songs are done.  


Awesome.

I don't know why, but I like it that you feel comfortable coming and going from my house when I'm not there.

Also, all the toilets work so poop in whichever one you like.  


yeah we got this whole Friends thing going. except we don't live in apartments across a hall from eachother. dibs on joey.

im usually not there long enough to work up a poop. but that is good news to know for the future.  


Remember the episode where Joey got sodomized by that bear? Classic. I love Friends.  


i guess that makes jc the bear.

wait what?  


Oh yeah...I remember sodomizing dirty. Good times.

If I wasn't the bear, I'd be Chandler. I mean...can I BE anymore funny. ELF would be Ross. Nobody he's a doctor, nobody likes him, and he's annoying.  


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