Now that we, the American people, have restored the balance of power in Washington and insured that some poor hippie/frustrated artist/manager at a Starbucks somewhere is going to have to take time out of being an idiot long enough to teach Rumsfeld how to use the latte machine at his new job, lets vote on something really important:


Jenna Fischer

or...


Rashida Jones

Let's all make the decision Jim's gonna have to make one day.


E-Z!

Rashida Jones (Karen)
1. She's much hotter! MUCH!!!
2. She plays video games!
3. She takes (fake) shots at work.
4. She dresses much cooler (You'd never see Karen talk about how much she loves her Keds.)
5. She is open about how she is "in to Jim"
6. I bet she would be a much more exciting lover.
7. She's hotter...did I mention that already.

Pam is sweet like your sister...Karen, nasty like your girlfriend.  


"exciting lover"

Thanks Danielle Steele.  


Rashida Jones

Do you know who her dad is? That automatically gives her street cred.  


A G.I.?

Just kidding. It's Quincy Jones.  


me, i choose rhaneequah. but jim, you know he's gonna choose pam. they just have some cosmic connection...

...wait for it...

...in bed!

ahhhhthinkyou  


Should I have said, "Hott in the sack"? Is that better you slut?

Geeze, a guy tries to class things up on the blog and he gets ridiculed.  


"me, i choose rhaneequah."

Whaaaaaattttt????:?

Are you kidding me? You were the one with the big all-consuming crush on Pam!

Now you just toss it aside cause some new chick shows up who's a little more exotic?

I expected everyone to choose the new girl (including me) but you. I thought you and your love of Pam were one of the only things I could count on in this topsy-turvy world.

I'm gonna need some time to deal with this.  


"Geeze, a guy tries to class things up on the blog and he gets ridiculed."

Sorry, old friend.


Okay, see how cheesy that sounded when I called you "old friend?"

That's how it sounds whenever anyone says "lover."  


Also, I only just last night got to see last week's episode. Sara and I watched it on her DVR. From now on, whenever anyone ask me what I'm doing, I'm going to say, "Rejecting your kiss."

Go ahead. Try me.  


What are you doing?  


Not much. What are you do...

Aaaaghh!! Damnit!  


see, i still love the cuteness of pam. still rooting for her for the sake of jim. but you put the two side by side in real life...

...yeah, i'll probably still choose pam. rhaneequah's got a raspy voice. i like sexy voices, like the colonel's.  


I'm rooting for Roy.  


They can't make me like Roy.  


Pam ... first instinct a guy might want looks, but at the end of the day... a girl with a sense of humor is like free beer to a guy...

How often do you find free beer?  


Ok I've got some things to say so just sit back and listen...

The new girl is pretty. She has beautiful skin and an cute smile. Yes she is into video games and even has a few cute little inside jokes with jim.

But Pam is PAM. She is so adorable. She has a subtle charm about her. You may not see it the first time you look at her. You may never see it, but once you do your hooked.  


ok, is it weird that what sara just wrote totally made me hot?

totally.

i quote, "But Pam is PAM. She is so adorable. She has a subtle charm about her. You may not see it the first time you look at her. You may never see it, but once you do your hooked." Yes, you are.  


Pam needs to get new clothes. I'm just sayin'.  


YOU need... to get... a... new face!  


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