Here's last week's colum. It's about remembering my grandparent's. This week's column is also up, but it's a repeat from the past due to my vacation.


alright. seriously. one solo tear. that was really touching. made me think about my own gpeeps.

to switch subjects, are we still doing the grammar police bit?  


I don't know what the Grammar Police bit is. Did I screw something up?  


you know, grammar police. or was it grammar nazi. where we point out the grammar mistakes of each other.

anyhoo, you wrote about Perry: "I can also remember him taking my brother and I with him to a local diner he frequented." This is wrong, because you can't say "Perry took I to a diner."

You're using a subject pronoun as an object pronoun, silly.  


Oh, okay, that Grammar Police.

I certainly don't mind you pointing out stuff like that. Although, I'd rather you just say "That should have been a me instead of an I." Explaining it makes it makes it seem like I made the mistake because I didn't understand the rule, instead of just missing it because I was going to fast - and makes you sound like a condescending a-hole. And makes me cry.

See? Lose/lose/lose. What we want here is a win/win/win.  


wait, but i was going for the condescending a-hole image. so i win.

now it's like lose/win/lose. still not ideal, though, i guess.  


Why don't you two just do it and get it over with!  


Because that would rob my blog of it's sexual tension. Much like what happened with Moonlighting when Dave and Maddie did it.  


And that is why Jim and Pam will never do it! Two characters with a strong sexual tensing getting together is a total jump the shark move.  


"jump the shark"

that sounds hot.  


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