New column up at the Harlan Daily. It's about dinner time and the single male.


Huge typo in the column that made it past me and my editor. See if you can find it.  


I actually prefer to cook dinner than ordering food. When Ms. Um in the area, we cooked dinner every night. Since she's moved to Richmond, I went on the ordering out binge. Expensive and unhealthy. For the past few weeks, I'd go to the grocery store, pick up some chicken, fish, or a steak and throw something together. For example, last night I made a Salmon Filet with a butter and lemon zest marinade, some steamed jasmin rice, and some green beans and carmelized onions with roasted almonds. To top it all off, I had a cold tasty New Castle with my meal.  


Wow, look at you!  


She moved away and I have to fend for myself. I'm all grown up with the maturity of a 15-year-old.  


irresistIble?  


Damnit! That wasn't it so that means there's two now!  


CRAP...you mean I missed one! UGGGHHH! Now I have to go back and re-read that turd of an article again.  


Just kidding...the article was quite good actually....for an illiterate ass.  


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